Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
有点东拼西凑感 没有去年的有意思 不过还是挺搞笑的
按地球以及人类目前的玩法 这个系列可以一直拍下去 拍到人类毁灭
美国人觉得自己的自嘲精神很高级，很funny，其实每天都在我朝新闻频道上滚动播放，并不觉得有多好笑
老三样：黑川普、婊保守派、吐槽网红，就这样吧，累了毁灭了。
时代本身的荒诞让所有吐槽都显得无力，悲痛与愤怒都仅余一丝冷笑。
7分 2021.12.29 又是魔幻的一年
有点无聊，但也不是看不下去的那种。老美的关注点跟中国人确实不太一样……
感觉比上一部好点儿，讽刺的点更有趣了。如果想知道米国去年有啥热点看这个就好了。自嘲的精神值得学习。what did I learned is 2021? I learned that nobody learned anything in 2020.
m21320：《2020去死》看完希望2021世界更美好，年终盘点其实并没有。这剧也没去年搞笑讽刺。不断变异的同时，ym打与不打是一个疑问。各种火灾，水灾，鼠疫等伴随，地球很危险，理查德布兰森的维珍银河号飞天，杰夫贝佐斯的弗洛伊德j号射入太空。困兽犹斗，人们对于社交媒体崩溃或负面传播的愤怒和苦楚，恰恰是049CEO所希望的流量和利益。不能面对面，就来元宇宙，那里环境不错！黑人科学家搞笑依旧，试管搞废，跑啊！继续希望2022变得美好。
不知道是世道出问题了还是我出问题了，这片子应该是部讽刺喜剧，但是看着又像是部纪录片。
美国人觉得自己的自嘲精神很高级，很funny，其实每天都在我朝新闻频道上滚动播放，并不觉得有多好笑
5分 网飞的纪录片很美式 该有的有但很空壳 虽然都是同一样风格伪纪录片 cunk on Britain 更值得看
同样一个套路，放在大洋彼岸拍就是情欲试探或是探索性觉醒再到“真我”挖掘，身体动了，心智也要觉醒；放到更“内”的影视制作语境里，自然也就顺其自然地发展成了“欧尼与小狗的快乐结局”这般糖水（因为再“过火”的演绎已经有那些小电影了，自然不需要那么做），对照起来看有意思。物料里的噱头最终被转嫁为李濬荣成功转型、用心良苦的几刻特写；徐贤“正直忙内”的团设在脑海里挥之不去，始终委婉把人推开。如同这最后不尴不尬的呈现，也看得一样在被束缚。
挺逗 跟dont look up 反讽路数差不多
不光是death to，而是fucked up
但比起让刚刚过去的一年去死，我更希望2022年，回到2019年的样子。
哇真的难说算不算电影 是不是打从有电视之后就几乎没有这样的长片了 或者本来就该是贴片短片集？ 电影往后会变成什么样儿啊hhh 冲着休叔看的，他怎么老成这样了！明明前两年看剧他还挺有型的！
...Prince woke + the duchess of me-me-me..
《2021去死》有一点是说对的，“本以为2020难已经够糟糕了，没想到却只是前奏”。网飞对于黑美国绝对是不遗余力，本片也像是一场精彩的年度总结。可明显能看出影片角度和观点再犀利，也难有去年前作的精彩辉煌。2021年更加糟糕，甚至糟糕到连发生的事件都足够荒诞且无聊。如果这操蛋的世界注定无法毁灭，希望至少网飞每年能出补续集来缓解焦虑。
很好笑啊，各种梗帮你总结比2020年还要疯狂的2021年。。。绝对的“辱美”大片。。。个人笑喷的是Cancel culture那一段，原来还有这么多我不知道的“名人”在这一年被cancel了。。。
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