魏贞和徐强专用坐便器70 高清

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分类: 喜剧片 1996

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 那涵润 1小时前 :

    为啥要让他们擦肩而过?因为编剧自己都不信短短几个月的恋爱就可以让他不顾一切的去爱她

  • 薇鹤 9小时前 :

    片尾的时候出现中岛健人,就感觉很开心。完全因为kenty看完的电影。平庸男生被幻想中的女孩拯救的故事。铺的很浅很浅的日本纯爱,还挺喜欢那段电话分手戏,那个角度把kenty拍的比较帅哈哈

  • 郑雁凡 8小时前 :

    其实一切都会被抹去,连同我们所有人的记忆,但是活着的每一个瞬间都是值得珍惜的。

  • 独安翔 7小时前 :

    没有新意的故事,但后面晴人没有认出衰老的美咲,这样的情节很好。前半部分真的很美好,尤其是两个人熬了通宵,玩儿到首班车可以在涩谷的街上牵手跑。人在衰老面前无能为力,所以樱花期很短也庆幸彼此相遇。

  • 郑多思 1小时前 :

    最后男主没认出女主那里是全片唯一跳出常规的地方了吧,感觉还可以,所以加一星。

  • 梓琛 3小时前 :

    中岛老师发生甚么事了 松本穗香的演技怎么会这样啊………..

  • 漫俊杰 1小时前 :

    😭,就说撞那一下那个路人怎么画面占比恁大/竟然有床戏,中岛老师真好帅/但是晴人情绪控制好像有点问题,感觉会在以后的某天把出轨的女主残忍杀害那种(可能是直球部分太kenty了吧..)/好,冷静下来了,回过头一想不值3.5,决定改成3,骚瑞kenty

  • 辰逸 5小时前 :

    看完了,日本为什么总喜欢青春伤痛文学,春天看剧想看点快乐的啊…

  • 静雪 5小时前 :

    患早衰症的女孩和摄影男生的爱情!多一颗星给最后部分,最后很感动,很煽情,然而前半部分拍的不心动,毫无感染力,BE的本子拍的不好无法上头的话,基本就沦落成老套了。

  • 琪蓓 1小时前 :

    剧情挺老套,but看到女主用颤颤巍巍的步伐走进摄影展那里还是忍不住爆哭www

  • 石咏思 0小时前 :

    太过老套的泪点还是很有效,樱花那样漂亮的恋人一直在笑,甜蜜温存。

  • 钦自怡 9小时前 :

    剧情挺老套,but看到女主用颤颤巍巍的步伐走进摄影展那里还是忍不住爆哭www

  • 覃献仪 7小时前 :

    逻辑都在,没有瞎拍,还不错!

  • 越子辰 4小时前 :

    剧情推进太平淡,女主演技太拉垮,看完唯一的想法是又想拍胶片了

  • 梁丘承泽 0小时前 :

    知道事情的发展,但后面摔倒他没认出她那里,还是很难过,女主乍看不漂亮,但是有一幕素颜挺好看的显小,男主有点丢丢贾斯汀黄明昊哈哈。

  • 锦文 0小时前 :

    所有人都以为黄政民要演王千源的角色。★★★/6.7

  • 禾正业 0小时前 :

    演技自然 画面舒服 配乐好听 剧情有点俗套 但是讲的好也足够打动人心 哭的想吐 真的很认真地在哭 看不得这么好一个女孩子生这种病 当然没有哪种疾病会让人活的轻松

  • 洪宏才 5小时前 :

    黄政民,你竟然背得出朴成雄的手机号…真是bromance

  • 辰枫 0小时前 :

    接近尾声时男主在雪地里没有认出女主的情节是点睛之笔,还有女主那一瞬间失望的眼神,但最后还是绽放出的灿烂微笑。尤其结尾女主在信里也没有挑明,使整个故事更有种遗憾美了。

  • 腾逸 4小时前 :

    ??搞不懂怎么总有人想把爱情拍成永恒的东西。

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