一分钟仰卧起坐技巧 高清

评分:
9.0 推荐

分类: 喜剧片 2007

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 牟晴岚 2小时前 :

    40米大刀可还行?一个瘦弱的女子成了大反派,大概就是这部片烂的原因,一家人都搞不定。

  • 薇静 5小时前 :

    本来有一个挺好的末世的大背景和冰上战斗的少见的设定,结果越到结尾越开始崩,演员表演也没把最后张力体现出来

  • 雨薇 2小时前 :

    看这小孩的选角合理怀疑男主老婆cheated 女主美强惨 最后还爱上了男主

  • 蒉华荣 8小时前 :

    冰面滑行这么好的背景设定发挥好了可以拍成爽片的

  • 英博赡 1小时前 :

    不是我针对谁,在座的各位全是辣鸡,战五渣成堆

  • 雅蕾 3小时前 :

    初中习作水平的剧本和台词,演技拉跨的男女主,却能请来大牌影星配戏。莫非这片是娃娃脸女主的某个俄罗斯糖爹投的?

  • 说鸿朗 1小时前 :

    浪费了那么好的颜值和设定,剧情漏洞,背景音乐瞎搞,俩人ML的时候搞那么惊悚的音乐是要闹哪样啊?

  • 静雪 6小时前 :

    前半段引入很多人物在后面都被暴力清除 特别是骨爹 来的晚盒饭领得还草率 最后的反击也很套路 特别是警察 在坏人倒下后准时出现 哈哈.

  • 梓帛 7小时前 :

    大俗套,也算惊险了,演员男女都是身材颜值在线,可以一看。

  • 楠曦 8小时前 :

    看片理由:肤浅的惊悚,看了相当于休息。结论:没后悔,女主很美,情节也确实简单也不算脑残,高科技住宅的设定还带来点小惊喜。

  • 穰雨伯 1小时前 :

    这特么是啥?这么重要的生物武器,就派这几个意志不坚定的垃圾送快递?剧本太烂了,场面也不咋滴,快进看看就行

  • 管妙晴 0小时前 :

    每个小片段拉出来都很精彩, 凑在一齐就不知道是什么虎头蛇尾狗屁东西, 都是资深士兵, 立场横跳又没有戒备心, 最后就这样反水?

  • 辰欣 1小时前 :

    设定的背景挺深刻。女权战斗番。寻找女儿。但故事太扯。动作戏份也烂。滑冰鞋的设定还好吧。

  • 骏桓 7小时前 :

    男主你作为《哥谭》小丑,陨落骑士团的绝地武士,居然被两个小骗子打得遍体鳞伤丢人不?

  • 说千山 8小时前 :

    40米大刀可还行?一个瘦弱的女子成了大反派,大概就是这部片烂的原因,一家人都搞不定。

  • 璇鹤 3小时前 :

    房东Marlkovici明知风险巨大,还贪十万二十万的便宜; 任何安防系统没有报警键吗?观众都傻子吗?

  • 郜锐藻 2小时前 :

    BUG太多以至于无力吐槽……架空现实的现代(不久的将来)战争扣分;对立面、战争起因扣分;不用雪地摩托非要用11路扣分(好吧噪音大可以忽略;那么既然为了隐匿性不穿雪地迷彩还一身黑这么显眼扣分;队友前仆后继送人头扣分(一开始都能知道谁先领谁后领盒饭,so predictable扣分;毫无意义的想使用生化武器同归于尽不讲武德,扣大分。so…… 22/03/19

  • 褚子珍 9小时前 :

    谷阿莫,下面网友说片长短一些就好了,那我找到正确打开方式。很完整的一个故事,六人小队执行任务,挨个死掉,最后女主虽然完成了任务,但是为了不泯灭的人性,和自己千辛万苦送来的生化武器一起爆炸。

  • 赫锦凡 8小时前 :

    如果说女主坚持执行任务,我敬她是个军人,如果她一开始就选择摧毁,我会认为她富有人道主义,但是她这样的精致的利己主义,我看着真的极度反感

  • 杉初 2小时前 :

    情节3,表演3,画面3,寓意1,尿点2 = 12/25,48分电影

加载中...

Copyright © 2015-2023 All Rights Reserved