真假女斗

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分类： 喜剧片 2004

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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剧情介绍

　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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评论:

  • 广苇然 9小时前 :

    原来是那种不转发给十个群百个好友就XXXXX的诅咒，太贱了。还好我近视眼散光，随时可以把眼镜放下来一点模糊滤镜护体。道具布景做的挺精美的。

  • 乐依薇 2小时前 :

    另外，心理暗示那么重的人别看恐怖片，因为这种套路，再因为看着盗版吓死，亏不亏啊

  • 妮枫 4小时前 :

    套路还是很明显，作死的探秘者、邪性的仪式、诡异血腥的献祭、硬闯禁忌、接连横祸。。。都能看到其它恐怖片的影子。比起来角色和经历，觉得场景设置和空间的衔接转换（如地道、曲折的民房小路、杂乱的土屋等），形成了焦急的惊悚期待，氛围更好一些。对我个人来讲，墙皮斑驳的旧屋子、地道、旧雕像，有种原始的破败的恐怖，比密集洞洞皮肤、坏死的组织、血流满面要更有吸引力。

  • 凭弘致 1小时前 :

    大失所望跟真实事件根本没关系……各种俗气的段子

  • 乔伟志 2小时前 :

    导演挺会抄也挺会玩。

  • 南曼辞 7小时前 :

    本片证明了，一个专业电影导演去做个视频UP主的话，那是轻轻松松效果完爆啊！“下降头”是所有好导演的基本功，好的视听语言都是完成了对观众的“诅咒”。这么想，有啥怕的？富强民主文明和谐自由平等公正法治。。。

  • 吉锟 9小时前 :

    有被吓到！最后反转下咒的部分后劲很大，你说我好端端一个有神论者就这么被带进去了，呜呜呜。害怕！生气！

  • 卫丹樱 5小时前 :

    利用了视觉停留创意十足，就是观感不太好，眼睛都要瞎了，最后还跟观众开了个玩笑，导演还是很有想法的。

  • 延弘阔 3小时前 :

    像极了早年间网络上疯传的恶意诅咒邮件，制作组真是充满了恶意。给我点赞，诅咒自动反弹给制作组！

  • 俊妍 3小时前 :

    知道了不能怎样做以后，才凸显了导演最大的恶意。你能不去想一头粉色的大象么？-Дуг-

  • 吉锟 0小时前 :

    演技不佳？恐怕只有医生道出女儿最喜欢的三件宝母亲崩溃是少有的真情流露，其余全是"演技"。

  • 太史书意 3小时前 :

    3.5吧。最恶心的其实是原案里的高雄中邪家族吃屎喝尿充饥…整体质感还是不错的，有些邪典的味道，美术布景（包括佛像设计）和特技效果也能令人满意，最大的问题还是故事过于单薄，着眼点在亲情，和大多数伪纪录片一样，大部分的时间都用来故弄玄虚了。结尾的设计导演应该是想让更多的观众来祝福自己的小天使吧（虽然不知道发生过什么事），倒也不必过度解读，否则像《午夜凶铃》这类的作品诅咒不是更加狠毒？期待续作。

  • 仇志强 7小时前 :

    当各种奇怪的镜头出现时我便不相信这个伪纪录形式了，虚假占据上风，满眼都是漏洞，只剩下一惊一乍。哦最后还诅咒观众，导演能不能有点善意别这么作

  • 圣和泽 0小时前 :

    打破第四面墙的伪纪录恐怖片。从开始的无聊到后半段的灵异，会让人蛮割裂的。

  • 倪代丝 1小时前 :

    一般。伪纪录片的形式可以说是毫无必要，而且很多地方刻意地第一人称拍摄，反而让我出戏。也不咋恐怖，本人经历过太多恐怖片洗礼，看这个全程放松不紧绷。两个小时中唯一稍微有点吓人的时刻还是主角准备播放洞穴里的影片的时候，我的硬盘突然接触不良黑屏了hhhhh

  • 巧元绿 5小时前 :

    我觉得之前那几版预告片更有趣些

  • 坤星 7小时前 :

    当各种奇怪的镜头出现时我便不相信这个伪纪录形式了，虚假占据上风，满眼都是漏洞，只剩下一惊一乍。哦最后还诅咒观众，导演能不能有点善意别这么作

  • 敏柔 0小时前 :

    伪纪录片，创造的真实，本质上还是伪，即使代入其中，也会很自然的跳出来，即使影片还没结束。期待很高，实际上并没有新的东西，反而让我觉得让小孩去参与这种影片太残忍，用恐怖片去纪念自己逝去的小孩真的好吗？何况还是以这样一个诅咒扩散稀释的形式，可怜人非要这样转移伤痛去减轻自己的负担，最终负罪心理受苦的还是自己。。。

  • 北静婉 1小时前 :

    我被诅咒啦……

  • 彦妍 7小时前 :

    (伪纪录片+“被迫互动”）式体验，故事其实比较清晰完整，叙事上却有些破碎混乱，伴生咒的过程很无聊，吓人桥段比较老套，反而是相遇咒、困于咒部分出奇的好看，民俗异事看的真过瘾，也许是内陆有关文化较为空白的原因，同时解密咒是影片的关键和反转之处，视觉上的强迫感让观众不得不紧盯屏幕，直至结尾竟然玩了一手午夜凶铃，很容易让人骂娘，总体来说很不错能给到三星半。

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