Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
汤老师的喜剧独角戏。编剧写得出五十度灰，毒液被写成这样不足为奇。屠杀与毒液的对比，在悲催人生使之堕落为怪物与身为怪物却想做英雄的设计中展开。警探一视同仁指责其为怪物，矛盾看似要走黑暗骑士的模版。但剧本把主要篇幅分给了毒埃的打情骂俏与分分合合，以及又叫唤了一部还是吃不上一口的毒液的小脾气（这次巧克力都没吃上），让本片比第一部更像情景喜剧。即使把二人从互不服气到互相理解视为编剧的计划，但这种自我审视与和解被完全表现为见面要打离开就想有了危险互相保护就自动和好的情感纠葛。编剧甚至没有完全安排好卡塞蒂疯于先天缺陷还是后天迫害，全靠哈里森完美演绎出对爱的求而不得与冷血癫狂，尖啸单纯疯得像个工具人。决战只是换个了颜色并无进步，Dan的介入甚如同机械降神。索尼、导演、编剧，在贪多嚼不烂中撞死南墙也不回头
味同嚼蜡，食之无味…全片最精彩的居然是片尾蜘蛛侠的彩蛋！
千万不要带脑子观影，一定不要思考逻辑，作为纯看热闹场面的爆米花商业片，还是合格的。5/10
总共就90多分钟，还搁这水剧情，艾迪与毒液吵架，毒液出去胡闹然后被女主角找回来。这段剧情有什么意义？
前面毒液两口子拌嘴也太墨迹了，一度在想我到底是在看一个超英片还是情景喜剧…这部分真的10分钟足够推动到暂时分手了。另外反派找艾迪的原因是啥？想获得艾迪的友谊这理由真是笑了，真是强行塑造的一个反派，还有咱能不能不要再是毒液对打了，虽说最后的打斗还可以，也实在是审美疲劳，也就是彩蛋即将跟小蜘蛛联动还让人有点期待
伍迪·哈里森本来就是很文艺骚气的演员，风格及其不搭魁梧的身板和秃头，这次加上假发，立刻展现自我了。
好莱坞的大片剧本越来越无趣，只能从奇怪的同性生活拌嘴视角去挖掘点趣味，反派很天生杀人狂那味甚至让伍迪哈里森出演是不是就是为了这个啊？只是好莱坞电影真的再无新意可言了吗？
剧情不刺激，看了一半好像没有继续看下去的兴趣
【YVR-5th】三星半。片长90。短平快的带有动作戏份的甜甜的同性爱情喜剧
原先看动画小蜘蛛的时候我很喜欢彼得成天叨叨吐槽，也不知是港配男主语调太好听，还是小蜘蛛吐槽向比较对味，总之换成毒液和汤老师我就神烦，他俩太吵了，夫夫成天战争，还不能分手，呵呵。👋加上汤老师已显败像，年老色哀胖男人（喂），毒液没有喂好他耶（？？？）。故事基本走套路，没什么新意，红皮那只比较好看，就酱。
毒液是个娘炮……抱歉！没有侮辱女性的意思。
反派弱 正派更弱
真不是黑,这片子烂到让人毒液般发狂!...一部片子进度条过半了,还没进主题.还在颓废英雄生活....
不搞笑，不精彩，没高潮，没新意，洛逻辑也不自洽，像是为了赶时间草草拍出来的烂片，呃，不是像是，而是就是。
编剧的功力都用来写笑料了吗...但是也并不很好笑啊...
因为没有任何期待，看着好像也还行啊。毕竟能看Woody演变态？Naomie真是演啥像啥～ 至于这片子，主题大概是人外恋爱问题？（不是）然后有个神奇的点是，这片子在索尼电视上放高清的效果莫名就特别好，尤其色彩方面，应该不是我的心理作用【Sony：废话，我们自家出的
3星。Venom全程嘴炮，主角互怼是一大看点，Time to die简直要笑死，关键时刻就想着退缩的毒液你咋那么萌？？？！可是venom这么帅编剧能不能别让他这么弱啊！大战感觉他都要被打死了靠运气才活下来，这种节骨眼想要既搞笑又耍帅就能让技能提升起来，不然就剩下死鸭子嘴硬白瞎了这帅气呆萌。两个反派不只没脑子还莫名其妙。
确实是绝美爱情故事的续集。毒液和埃迪之间，还有反派那对男女，设定来说都很不错。教堂的打斗设计很有意境，也确实是做到了拆迁办的效果，另外毒液抓住安的那幕真的太像超凡蜘蛛侠里的格温那幕了，唉。此外我很好奇，为啥这部不能引进呢？领导们看出来了毒液和埃迪是一对？||哦，原来是汤老师那件事、
毒埃是真的，烂也是真的，疯批伍迪·哈里森演的不错，给他加一星吧。
低能儿的智力游戏。为啥没事要往高处爬？你是金刚么？安迪·瑟金斯还是猴子演多了。
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